Some Fantastic

One day I will build a fountain
Drink and never grow old
Then I'll market an elixir
That will eliminate the common cold
Find your sickness on my list
Pay upfront and make a wishOne day I will work with animals
All the tests I'm gonna do
All my stuff's completely natural
And when we're done, we'll boil 'em down for glue
We can use to re-adhere
Your lips to mine if you were hereThere's a lot I will never do
Some fantastic, I know it's true
But none as much as my want to be with youI can't stand to wait in line long
So I built a new machine
It just measures up the distance
And then eliminates the folks betweenOne day I'll construct a satellite
And I'll name it after you
'Cause you were the greatest friend of all
Except for when you split my lip in two
To see the look upon your face
As I launch you into spaceThere's a lot I will never do
Some fantastic, I know it's true
But none as much as my want to be with youBye bye, self-respect
I haven't had much of it since you left
I missed out on the best of youSome day I will find the secret
To your social chemistry
Then I'll print it on a T-shirt
And it'll make you want to be with me
And if I wear it past your work
You'll see other guys are jerks
Much like pheromones for flies
You will not avoid my eyesThere's a lot I will never do
Some fantastic, I know it's true
But nne as much as my want to be with youBye bye, self-respect
I haven't had much of it since you left
I missed out on the best of youBye bye self-respect
I haven't had much of it since you left
I missed out on the best of youBye bye, bye bye, bye bye