The Cows Came Home

Oh yeahI'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed
Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread
I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean
'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machineLord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne
'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came homeThe cows came home
The cows came home
I heard somethin' mooin'
Turned around and she was gone
Lord have mercy, the cows came homeThe whole herd showed up when they heard she'd gone
Well, I guess it's better than bein' alone
Well, the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face
But I got enough milk for the human raceI didn't have to clue that there was anything wrong
'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came homeThe cows came home
The cows came home
I heard somethin' mooin'
Turned around and she was gone
Lord have mercy, the cows came homeI didn't see the writing on the wall
Missed my invitation to the bovine ball
I didn't hear no cowbells ringin'
Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin'Well, the cows came home
The cows came home
I heard somethin' mooin'
Turned around and she was gone
Lord have mercy, the cows came home
Lord have mercy, the cows came home