Human of the Year

Hello, hello, calling a Carl Prejektorinski
To the front of the cathedral
You have won, dear Sir, may I congratulate you first?
Oh, what an honorHuman, human of the year, and you won
Human, human of the year, and you wonWhy are you so scared?
You stand there shaking in the pew
The icons are whispering to youThey're just old men
Like on the benches in the park
Except their balding spots are glistening with goldHuman, human of the year, and you won
Human, human of the year, and you wonAh, ah, ah, you have won
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujahOutside the cars are beeping out a song
Just in your honor
And although they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothersAnd thus the cathedral had spoken
Wishing well to all the sinners
And with a sigh grew silent
Until next year's big human winnerOutside the cars are beeping out a song
Just in your honor
And although they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
All mankind are now your brothersHallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujahHello, hello, calling a Carl Prejektorinski
To the front of the cathedral
You have won