The Pick of Destiny Album Version

[Beelz:] I am complete!

[Both:] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz:] Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck,
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck.
This world will be mine and you're first in line.
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB:] Wait! wait!
You muthafucka!
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.

[Beelz:] Fuck, fuck, fuck.
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the catch?

[JB:] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent.

[Beelz:] And what if *i* win?
[JB:] Then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG:] What?
[JB:] Trust me, Kage, its the only way.
[KG:] What the fuck man?
[JB:] To be your little bitch.
[Beelz:]
Fine! Let the rock off begin! hahahahaa!
Im the devil I love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty.
I'm the devil, I can do what I want,
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt.
There's never been a rock off I've ever lost.
I cant wait to take Kage back to hell.
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel,
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel.

[JB:] Noooooo!
C'mon, Kage, bring the thundah!
[KG:] There's just no way that we can win,
That was a masterpiece.
[JB:] Listen to me...
[KG:] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man.
[JB:] Goddamn-it, Kage,
He gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise,
Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
[KG:] Dude, we've been through so much shit,
[JB:] Deactivated lasers with my dick.
[BOTH:] Now its time to blow this fucker down!
[JB:] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG:] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB:] Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
[KG:] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town.
[BOTH:] Now we've got to blow this fucker down.
[KG:] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
[JB:] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down.
[KG:] OOOOOOh It's time for the black out.
[JB:] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce,
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind,
We will defeat you, for all mankind.
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the D! [18x:]

[Beelz:]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me.
Taste my lightning suckers!

[Tenacious D:]
[JB:] NOOOO!

[Beelz:]
Ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' horn!
Ooohh no!

[JB:] From whence you came you shall remain,
Until you are complete again

[Beelz:]
Nooooooo! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!