The Nightclub Is Over

This is a ballad of my private thoughts 
  This is a ballad of my private thoughts 
  Music is nothing 
  Stands in the background 
  It's the ringing in your ears when your head hits the pillow 
  It's the ache in your brain when the night club is over 
  The ache in your brain when the night club is over 
  'Sups and downs, ups and downs 
  Take my thoughts, take my thoughts 
  What to, what to do? 
  Taking off my trousers and you take off your socks 
  You can set the night on fire with a disco ball 
  A razor sharp haircut, razor sharp haircut 
  A little perfume and a racing pulse 
  And a wonderbra.  A wonderbra 

  I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first 
  I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first 
  I was there 

  (Big brother keeps me company now...) 

  Area 51 is under my bed, 
  Extinct in the middle of winter 
  You're so talented and beautiful 
  One in a millon, 
  My teeth shine like dead stars 
  God is running out, god is running 
  Sucks on his own sweat, it's been a hard days work 
  God is running out, god is running 
  Sucks on his own sweat, it's been a hard days work 

  I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first 
  I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first 
  I was there 

  Masturbation is better for girls with imagination, imagination 
  Masturbation is better for girls with imagination, imagination 

  I heard that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first 
  I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first 
  I was there 

  Big brother keeps you company now and 
  Big brother keeps you company now and 
  Big brother keeps me company now 
  Big brother keeps me company now