Greatest Show on Earth

I'm in the lobby of the motel late 
  Waitin on my lovely date 
  Her name is Doris Day 

  I'm in a suit of burgundy 
  There's a deerhead lookin at me 
  It's blowin my mind away 

  Everyone knows she's the killin kind 
  She keeps a 38 smith and wesson at her side 
  I put a pistol in my pants 
  Cause were going out to dance 
  Where the water drinks like cherry wine 

  Tell me mama, so it seems 
  Your son's been a bad marine 
  They're shippin him home tonight 

  Tell me mama was your other son 
  In jail with the other one? 
  You must've raised em wrong 

  I heard your low-life husband shout 
  It got me to wondering what the scene was all about 
  He said I'm breakin my parole 
  Goin down to Jericho 
  Get me that money, or I'm gonna beat it out 

  OOO happy days are here! 
  It's the perfect summer night 
  And the moonlight's shining clear 
  Put a pistol in your purse 
  Cause we're goin to Ghettysburgh 
  To the stand of the Greatest Show on Earth! 

  Is that your daughter Mr.  Kissinger? 
  Better keep an eye on her 
  She been lookin me up and down 

  Is that your woman in the coat of fur? 
  Better keep an eye on her 
  This is a ravenous part of town 

  I know about you and the deputy 
  And how they found him shot dead in a Mercury 
  Some say you're paid to kill 
  Like that mean ole Buffalo Bill 
  Watch it buddy!  Don't draw no gun on me! 

  OOO happy days are here! 
  It's the perfect summer night 
  And the moonlight's shining clear 
  Put a pistol in your purse 
  Cause we're goin to Ghettysburgh 
  To the stand of the Greatest Show on Earth!