Boll Weevil

Get downLet me tell you bout a friend of mine
His name is Boll Weevil, check him out
Spends all day on his big butt
And he don't ever, ever get outside
I come to visit I bring some sunshine
And I just spread it all over the fireHe's stuck on his big couch
Stuck in his big show
He looks at the TV and he's all right
I come from the drug Lord
The local drug store
Bug is supplied, and he's never uptightAnd I wonder, "Boll weevil
Why don't you get out of your home?
Said, "I'm comfortable here
Don't wanna move, don't wanna leave"
I said, "Boll Weevil, get right out of your home"Goodbye, I gotta stay aloof some other day
Bye bye, gotta go to sleep and let the tube shine
Let the tube shine, let the tube shine
Let the tube shineNow, I would tell you about Boll Weevil
But that bug is just too scary
He's sitting' there all alone
I try to coach him out, with my chocolate pies
But he would not move a muscle when I triedMake him see that the sun is shinin' outside
Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside
Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside
Make him see that the sun is shinin' outside
Make him see that the sun is shinin' outsideCheck it outBoll weevil, get right out of your home
Boll weevil, get right out of your home
Boll weevil, get right out of your home
Boll weevil, get right out of your homeNow, I would tell you about Boll weevil
But that bug is just too scary
He's sittin' there all alone
I try to coach him out, with my chocolate pies
But he would not move a muscle when I triedMake him see that the sun is shinin' outside
Make him see that the sun is shinin' out
Make him see the sun is shinin' outside
Make him see the sun is shinin' outside
Make him see the sun is shinin' outside
Make him see the sun is shinin' outside
Make him see the sun is shinin' outsideMake him see the sun is shinin' outside
Make him see the sun is shinin' outside
Make him see the sun is shinin' outside
Make him see the sun is shinin' outside
Make him see the sun, make him see the sun
Make him see the god damn sun
Come on little buggy, he's a little bug