Cannonball

Ladies and gentlemen
Can I please have your attention?
I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story
And I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen
Cannonball!

Okay, I’m…
This is really hard for me to say, cause he’s probably listening
But… I’m very, very, very sexually attracted to a very, very old man
Kinda freaks me out cause I don't even know if that's normal?
And I'm like - I'm like, you know it's - I'm like
I don't know what's wrong with me
I'm like - I had a dream about him the other night
I’m like oh! ohoh! oh!
I'm - I'm like - I'm really horny and I'm like
Hmm, I'm not gonna say
Yeah? Yeah. Yeah
It’s probably, probably, you know he works my ass alright