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название:

Nobody's Perfect


автор:

Sarah Silverman


альбомы: Jesus Is Magic
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Abraham Lincoln, we get it you're tall

You don't need the hat too

Or maybe you do



Mother Teresa, two words: B.O.

She was nice I'll give her that

But she didn't smell like a rose

She did a lot of good in the world

But guess who...

Smelled like poo



Nobody's perfect

No one at all

Nobody's perfect

There's always a fault

Don't go thinking you're any better

There's always something wrong



George Washington Carver

Changed the world with his nuts

He sat on a few and invented peanut butter with his butt

B.F.D



Who cares about the peanut?

Peanut's like the penny of snack foods

And well well well, look who's on the penny

I'm surprised they're tall enough

(You know who)



Gandhi, do you ever wash

That white sheet that you wear?

Do you have a last name

Or is it just like Cher?

You hunger-striked for peace

When the truth was you hated your thighs

Enough with the lies

And it's time to wash that sheet



Nobody's perfect

No one at all

Nobody's perfect

There's always a fault

Don't go thinking you're any better

There's always something wrong



Nobody's perfect

I'm not perfect

I'm way too pretty first of all

I eat and eat like a pig—can not gain a pound

The doctor's worried about that by the way

My IQ is like four million

Which is ...  it can be a burden, actually

You wouldn't understand



I like to think of myself as very Jesus-y

I can say that because I don't think...

He was the savior, anything

I just, I'm into peace



Plus I wear sandals

You know, he wore sandals

So there's that.



But mostly

We have the same hair
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Это интересно:Хитоми (Hitomi, яп. ヒトミ, род. 26 января 1976) — японская популярная певица, сочинительница песен, владелица собственной звукозаписывающей студии и защитница животных. Известна благодаря релизам "CANDY GIRL" (1995), "LOVE 2000" (2000), и "SAMURAI DRIVE" (2002).Последний студийный альбом "SPIRIT" вышел 27 апреля, 2011.
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